Oppo, do you ever feel your life has gotten two Suburban?

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11/20/2017 at 10:06 • Filed to: Suburban, Volvo, big car little car

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Like parking between icebergs...


DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > facw
11/20/2017 at 10:08

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Kinja'd!!! Shift24 > Nibby
11/20/2017 at 10:18

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I concur but only older

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So much want


Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Shift24
11/20/2017 at 10:22

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I concur but only older

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Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > facw
11/20/2017 at 10:25

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How can such a puny car be allowed on the road in Texas? There’s no room to stow the Barrett .50 BMG.

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Kinja'd!!! facw > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
11/20/2017 at 10:28

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Well that car is sadly dead (thanks Harvey!), but rest assured, it was equipped with a folding front passenger seat, so my ability to stow long objects was unimpeded by its small size.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > facw
11/20/2017 at 10:30

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Size is not everything, some say.


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > facw
11/20/2017 at 10:34

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Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > facw
11/20/2017 at 10:37

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We call them “Se Burlan”, which means “they make fun of”. A joke to those in our community who are single yet drive an 8 passenger Suburban because they think they’re rich/fancy lol :]


Kinja'd!!! dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter > facw
11/20/2017 at 11:06

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Are you in Houston?


Kinja'd!!! facw > dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter
11/20/2017 at 11:06

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Yep.


Kinja'd!!! Future next gen S2000 owner > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
11/20/2017 at 11:09

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That is only stated by people lacking size.

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Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > facw
11/20/2017 at 11:14

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If you are going big that is the best way, I loved my suburban.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > EL_ULY
11/20/2017 at 11:48

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Hey now! I resemble that! :P

I bought my crew cab truck when I was single. I was all set to buy a regular cab, but the crew cab was on sale for only $2k more. I’m not the sharpest spoon in the shed, but I was smart enough not to pass on that deal. Sure, I drove it for almost seven years before I had a kid, but I got to keep my truck instead of having to get rid of it.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > facw
11/20/2017 at 11:48

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I hate how expensive those have become. I wants one so bad.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > shop-teacher
11/20/2017 at 12:33

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way different than what we see here. I’m talking small guy usually trying to show off and compensate with a Suburban. Those trucks for a long time were for many years tied to someone with money. Nowadays, the Narcos with stacks of $100 bills in each pocket drive Suburbans. Thing is, here in the US, you can pick up a similar late 90's early 2000's Suburban for under $4000. The person will buy one, modify it in the tackiest way possible (LCD monitors, subs, 22-26 inch wheels, LEDs everywhere) and try to present themselves as someone with money/rich narco but in reality, that Suburban is a “se burlan” as in LOLOLOLOL.

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Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > EL_ULY
11/20/2017 at 12:50

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Gotcha.

I didn’t actually take offense.

I really really want a Suburban though.


Kinja'd!!! Shift24 > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
11/20/2017 at 12:59

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I concur only older (though I love the dual stack lights)

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Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Shift24
11/20/2017 at 13:25

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I’ll take one of each please


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Future next gen S2000 owner
11/20/2017 at 13:35

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Or by people who got more size and discovered that it didn’t matter.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > shop-teacher
11/20/2017 at 15:14

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7th gen 4x4!


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > EL_ULY
11/20/2017 at 16:26

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Squarebodies are my favorite!


Kinja'd!!! dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter > facw
11/20/2017 at 20:23

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I’m sorry. But also go Astros. (I’m originally from Houston)